Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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