it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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