The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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