I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
