im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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