can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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