Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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