if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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