i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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