apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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