Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This can only be settled by a dance off.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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