I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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