I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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