He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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