In the future we'll all be gay
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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