i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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