please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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