maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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