Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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