I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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