Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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