How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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