Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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