i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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