That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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