im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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