their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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