dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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