My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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