My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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