my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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