How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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