if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
