What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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