We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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