I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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