glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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