We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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