Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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