My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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