haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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