Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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