I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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