i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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