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My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My ATM looks so different sober.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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