I think i peed on brittanys purse
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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