Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
3pm strippers are depressing
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the raccoons are back...
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