Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
