Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
