today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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