Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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