South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I want you more than these girls want KFC
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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